Observations by the four-year-old; comment by the two-year-old.
NE: Ewww! It smells like crabs in here!
Me: Crabs? You think so?
NE: Yes! I think Daddy and Uncle Matthew got crabs and ate them in the car on the way home from the airport.
Me: chuckling and confused (Uncle Matthew is half-way across the country.)
AE: Yah, it stinks! I think Uncle Matthew pooped in here!
Me: laughing so hard I'm crying
Of course I had to call Matthew, and inform him that our two-year-old thinks he needs to work on his personal hygiene.
